Two Quebecois walked into a pet store. Right away they go over to the bird section. Jean-Marc says to Jean-Pierre, "Dats dem." The store clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yea, we'll take four of dem birds in dat cage up der," says Jean-Marc. "Put dem in a paper bag. They leave the store. They drive for three hours until they are high up in the hills. They stop at the face of a large cliff with a 500 foot drop.
"Dis looks like a good place eh?" says Jean-Pierre.
"Oh yea, dis looks good," agrees Jean-Marc.
They flip a coin and Jean-Marc wins the toss. "Tabernac! I guess I got to go first, eh?" says Jean-Pierre. He takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Jean-Marc watches as his buddy drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds and goes "splat."
As Jean-Marc looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dis. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me!