Men are like - Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like - Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they donÆt generate much interest.
Men are like - Blenders
You need one, but youÆre not quite sure why.
Men are like - Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like - Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like - Commercials
You canÆt believe a word they say.
Men are like - Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory
Men are like - Eskys
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like - Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but thatÆs about it.
Men are like - Curling Irons
TheyÆre always hot, and theyÆre always in your hair.
Men are like - Government Bonds
They take so long to mature.
Men are like - High Heels
TheyÆre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like - Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like - Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright!
Men are like - Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like - Parking Spots
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Men are like - Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like - Place Mats
They only show up when thereÆs food on the table.
Men are like - Snow Storms
You never know when theyÆre coming, how many inches youÆll get or how long theyÆll last.
Men are like - Used Cars
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like - ATMÆs
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like - Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like - Newborn Babies
TheyÆre cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like - Crystal
Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like - Dry Cleaners
Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like - Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.