Learn a new word each day
Arbitrator \ar' -bi-tray-ter\ A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable \uh-voy' -duh-buhl\ What a bullfighter tries to do
Baloney \buh-lo' -nee\ Where some hem lines fall
Bernadette \burn' -a-det\ The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize \bur' -gler-ize\ What a crook sees with
Control \kon-trol'\ A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\ Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse \e-klips'\ What an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper \i' -drop-ur\ A clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes \hee' -rhos\ What a guy in a boat does.
Misty \mis' -tee\ How golfers create divots
Paradox \par' -u-doks\ Two physicians
Parasites \par' -uh-sites\ What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
Pharmacist \farm' -uh-sist\ A helper on the farm.
Primate \pri' -mat\ Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief \ree-leef'\ What trees do in the spring
Rubberneck \rub' -er-nek\ What you do to relax your wife
Seamstress\seem' -stress\ Describes 200 pounds in a size two
Selfish \sel' -fish\ What the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued \sub-dood'\ A guy that works on one of those submarines
Sudafed \sood' -a-fed\ Bringing litigation against a government official