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Arbitrator \ar' -bi-tray-ter\ A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy' -duh-buhl\ What a bullfighter tries to do

Baloney \buh-lo' -nee\ Where some hem lines fall

Bernadette \burn' -a-det\ The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize \bur' -gler-ize\ What a crook sees with

Control \kon-trol'\ A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\ Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse \e-klips'\ What an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper \i' -drop-ur\ A clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes \hee' -rhos\ What a guy in a boat does.

Misty \mis' -tee\ How golfers create divots

Paradox \par' -u-doks\ Two physicians

Parasites \par' -uh-sites\ What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Pharmacist \farm' -uh-sist\ A helper on the farm.

Primate \pri' -mat\ Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief \ree-leef'\ What trees do in the spring

Rubberneck \rub' -er-nek\ What you do to relax your wife

Seamstress\seem' -stress\ Describes 200 pounds in a size two

Selfish \sel' -fish\ What the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued \sub-dood'\ A guy that works on one of those submarines

Sudafed \sood' -a-fed\ Bringing litigation against a government official

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