Can I have the car?
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was
a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. So, his father
took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you.You bring your
grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll
talk about it." After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his
father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the
father's study where the father said, "Son, I've been very proud of you.
You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but
you didn't get your hair cut." The young man pondered that for a moment and
then replied, "Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know,Samson had long
hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,and even Jesus had long
hair..." The Rabbi said, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went."
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