If a messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, my kitchen is delirious.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean--eat out.
Housework, done properly, can kill you.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and tries to give the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
My next home will have no kitchen-just vending machines.