The Wizard Of OZ
The last four ex-U.S.
Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally
make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.
"WHAT
BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward
timidly:" I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard.
"WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I
think I need a brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by
the American people that I need a heart."
"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says
the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Is Dorothy
here?"