Jeff Foxworthy's take on Muskoka (or maybe anywhere in Canada?)
Forget Rednecks .... Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Muskoka......
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Muskoka
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Muskoka .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Muskoka.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Muskoka.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Barrie for the weekend, you live in Muskoka.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Muskoka.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Muskoka.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in Muskoka.
If you can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Muskoka.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Muskoka.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Muskoka.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Muskoka.
If the speed limit on the highway is 90 km-- you're going 110 and everybody is passing you, you live in Muskoka.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Muskoka.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, mud season and road construction season, you live in Muskoka.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Muskoka.
If you find -10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Muskoka.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Muskoka friends & others, you live in Muskoka..|
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