Hillary Clinton died and went to the Pearly Gates. As she stood in front of St. Peter she saw a whole wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone has a lie clock and every time you tell a lie the hands move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "Whose clock is that? Its hands have never moved."
St. Peter replied, "It belongs to Mother Teresa, she never told a lie."
"Well, whose clock is that one?" asked Hillary.
"That one belongs to Abe Lincoln, he only lied twice so it only moved twice," replied St. Peter.
Checking around Hillary finally asked, "Where's Bill's?". To which St. Peter replied "Oh, I've got it in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."